I've been sleepwalking and I don't know why. A couple of nights ago I woke up in the morning with chocolate all over my face, in my hair, on the pillow

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I’ve been sleepwalking and I don’t know why. A couple of nights ago I woke up in the morning with chocolate all over my face, in my hair, on the pillow and on the sheets. Then last night I peed with the toilet seat down and woke up with pee all over the floor. WTF I’m not taking Ambien.

New Confession

You know….
You remind me of my father!
I fucken hated my father!🔫

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The J0KER

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.