When I was going through puberty, roughly like 11-12. I decided I wanted to stick my dick in the vacuum cleaner. It was in there for all of like a second

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When I was going through puberty, roughly like 11-12. I decided I wanted to stick my d*** in the vacuum cleaner. It was in there for all of like a second when my sister barged into my room. Boy till this day I’ve never seen a more mortified face than hers. It’s priceless honestly. I immediately felt shame and guilt and never did it again. But looking back on it I find the whole fiasco to be down right hilarious.

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CIGARETTES, PISS STAINED JEANS, DRYWALL HOLES, FORD TRUCKS, HOOKERSS!

Rodney and the fuckheads

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.