I'm a really large chick with a meh car who works as a Lyft driver... and yet.. ho-ly shiit, who am I to have done THIS?! I just made a high roller leave

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I’m a really large chick with a meh car who works as a Lyft driver… and yet.. ho-ly shiit, who am I to have done THIS?!

I just made a high roller leave his group of strippers to come to me and pass him my number. …all the while wearing gym clothes and dusty old plaid converse sneakers. How.the.f***.

And he just grinned, held onto it tightly then took the extra steps closer to me, leaned up on his tiptoes, and planted a smooch on my cheek, purring “See you soon~”

Dear sweet f****** sin how I hope so
? This tongue piercing has gone too long without good use ?

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CIGARETTES, PISS STAINED JEANS, DRYWALL HOLES, FORD TRUCKS, HOOKERSS!

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