I was at my friends Omar’s house yesterday around 4:35 PM with a couple of friends of ours, we were playing a video game session while having some music “Disturbed-The Night” playing in the background while chowing down on some burgers that we bought at Carl’s Jr. Anyways, I had to go to the bathroom and thus me not knowing that anyone was in the bathroom, me without any hesitation, I swung the bathrrom as fast as I could and there I was…I saw my friend Omar, taking a massive s*** while playing Fortnite on his phone like, niggy….MY B0I OMAR SERIOUSLY WAS IN THE TOILET, TAKIN’ A S*** WHILE PLAYING FORTNITE ON HIS PHONE FOR THE PAST HOUR??!?!? I was there like “Yo dude, the f*** you in here playing Fortnite while taking a s***? You nasty!” and to which he replied “Hell yeah dude, I gotta keep my score up” lastly I said before I went to the 2nd bathroom in the house “yeah well, Fortnite s**** and, you seriously gotta put that phone away and play with the boys on a racing game, we’re betting at least $20 each whoever gets first place, we are starting in 1 hour~” as I was gonna leave, he quickly ran out the door and hollered “B****! Hand me that damn controller b0i before I r*** you!”Long story short, I went to use the bathroom and came in 2nd place in the race, my friend Alex got first place. ;w;

So yeah, that’s my story on here my dudes and girls.

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