My brother and I were best mates growing up, people used to say that we should of been twins and not brothers. Then he and my best friend ended up dating

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My brother and I were best mates growing up, people used to say that we should of been twins and not brothers. Then he and my best friend ended up dating eachother for a few months and they treat me like s***.
So I slept with her dad and his best mate…unfortunately not at the same time. I must have a wonder arse as every time her mum is away with work I get a text saying, “come round, free house”.
I can’t go direspecting my best mate’s dad now can I?
Still to this day both of them are clueless.
Imagine if I ended up her stepdad and my brother’s father in law, fucked up s*** man. It’s fucked up.

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