I feel so bad for telling my dad to buy me a new pencil sharpener to take the razor blade and cut myself again. I also keep spasaming out getting bolts of

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I feel so bad for telling my dad to buy me a new pencil sharpener to take the razor blade and cut myself again.
I also keep spasaming out getting bolts of energy, and I just heard someone laugh but there was no one there. And I feel so awake but my limbs are tired.

And I hit my cat earlier in the face with my shoe and I just want to bite her elbow. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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You are like a bag of dog shiitt
Not even the Garbage can wants you!

Sultan the Insultor

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.