I'm 18 and finished high school last year, and I plan on going to college in the fall of 2019. My mom told me whatever crap I left on the floor was going

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I’m 18 and finished high school last year, and I plan on going to college in the fall of 2019. My mom told me whatever crap I left on the floor was going in the trash. I left all my clothes on the floor and slept naked. The next morning, she came in and all my clothes have been tossed out. I haven’t worn any clothing since Thursday, and it’s now Sunday. I obviously can’t go out naked, so she has to pick me up some clothing. The only problem with that is her license got revoked until September 1st. I can’t wait to spend the next 104 days naked.

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You are like a bag of dog shiitt
Not even the Garbage can wants you!

Sultan the Insultor

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