I was making deliveries today and went to one house and an enormously fat woman answered the door, she looked like a human balloon. She was wearing tights and a t-shirt that didn’t quite cover the roll of fat hanging over her waistband. She was nice and friendly and her little daughter came to the door, too. I wanted to say “Wow, you look like a balloon!” but too polite. Wished she would have let me pat her belly to watch all the fat jiggle.
