If you're talking about the premier cheeksplitters I don't even think the Alabama slammer is apart of that conversation. I'm talking about your Dookie

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If you’re talking about the premier cheeksplitters I don’t even think the Alabama slammer is apart of that conversation.

I’m talking about your Dookie Dunker Dushawns your TurdTickler Tyrone’s your Pringles Can Patrices even a BastardBalls Brian or a Footlong Ron type should be considered.

I’m even hearing about some new young bucks coming up in the game who are making a big splash or bringing innovations, but the slammer just isn’t elite and hasn’t brought anything new to the cheeksplitting game IMHO … and no the fart hammer isn’t new, Coke Can Cornelius has been doing that since 1989.

CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW III – ANALIST ANALYST

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what the hell, ill just eat some trash.

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