Why do I have to work? Can’t I just get paid to watch p-o-rn all day??
It’s weird how you can pretend to have BPD for 10 years straight and still not make any friends.
Sometimes I talk to myself in a low voice when I’m in public. I was walking past a beautiful woman. I was eyeing her up and I said ‘Heil Hitler’ and she heard me and gave me such a filthy look. I didn’t think she could hear me.