When I was young, we used to say:
“Half past a monkey’s a**, quarter to his balls”
I’m an older lady, living in a rural area growing up bc was difficult to get. Not wanting to get prego, I jo’ed my dates. So I kept a little bottle of hand lotion and tissues in my pusre. I loved getting those horn dog guys worked up, pants down, hard wood in hand. Most came quick, those were my favs.
when i am bored i go onto tiktok and search ‘icebreaker pages’ and i will read the lines out loud and pretend im the characters. that means i moan, whisper, grunt literally everything. if its in the book im saying it
