I’ve started flushing the toilet every 4th pee (or when it’s really stinky) to save money on my water bill.
i never hate random date but ever since you walked out of my life, i hate the date we separated, your birthday, you parents birthday and the funniest thing is, i remember all of it nicely because you once become my favorite person.
The end of the British Empire was the worst thing thst ever happened to Africa.
