You'll do nothin' Evil Santa Claus. F*ck you and that g@y sled you rode in on. If I see you here again, I'll ram Rudolph's f*cking head up your Merry

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You’ll do nothin’ Evil Santa Claus. F*ck you and that g@y sled you rode in on. If I see you here again, I’ll ram Rudolph’s f*cking head up your Merry hairy a$$. Hell, if I see The Grinch around again, I’ll ram his head up your a$$ too.

oh…and to that b*tch who said he is going to kill himself. Merry F*cking Christmas you sad sack of sh*t

-Blade

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Everyone, should I buy a dab-pen, and start smoking again? Only at night, of course.

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I conceived a baby with my step dad the night of my 18th birthday while my mom slept upstairs in their bed. He waited till she went to bed to offer me my first drink ever, I was several shots in and we were sitting on the couch talking about what I wanted for my life. I spoke without thinking and told him “I want to be bred and become a mom as soon as possible” I even admitted to taking hormonal medicine that was supposed to make me even more fertile. He didn’t hesitate to offer his services. We were naked and he was balls deep inside me before we could think it through and change our minds. He stayed buried deep inside me all night long. 9mo later I gave birth to our babygirl and I get so much joy when I see my mom playing with her granddaughter not knowing her husband is her daddy. We have talked about doing it again soon.