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I’m not the greedy bast’ard they are! I ate all I can and it’s not my problem they didn’t expect me to have so much. What I did was a protested them, I stood outside the restaurant, the fu’cke’rs don’t own the path and I yelled my heart out. ‘ALL YOU CAN EAT MY ARSE! I’M BARRED BECAUSE I ATE ALL I CAN!’ When customers walked in I shouted to them, ‘hope you don’t plan of eating all you can.’ A policeman told me to move on, I didn’t fight it because getting arrested would be exactly what the restaurant wanted. I live to fight another day.

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