Why is nobody beginning all posts with the mandated land acknowledgment? You must do this! Land acknowledgment example: We come to you today from the

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Why is nobody beginning all posts with the mandated land acknowledgment? You must do this!

Land acknowledgment example:

We come to you today from the lands of the magical forest pixies who never engaged in tribal violence

Simply confess post example:

I fucked a squirrel

See, it’s easy. You must do this for all posts. Comply!

New Confession

I hate Linkedin and modern society. I want a job, you want an employee. Here’s what I can do. Will you hire me? Yes/no. It used to be that easy and it still should be like that. I hate all the b******* and extra steps attached to modern life.

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I’m an uncle to several that are actually older than me, in such I was placed in predicaments no regular adult uncle would ever be placed on. I found this circumstance as a lucky note of existence for me as I got to meet many other types of friends I wouldn’t have had on my own accord. Most of them would apparently enforce themselves on me thus giving me many s***** practices I don’t think I would’ve tried on my own accord. Experiencing all that with so many different boys and girls both were exciting and I am greatfull for being the baby in a large family. I got to see it all. My adult sisters preparing for their dates and stuff. The freedom of being naked around the house and even outdoors. Those were the days.