If a pro sports league is going to continue to conduct all contests in an atmosphere which equates to little more than a lesbian bar, then lime green dildos are entirely appropriate for the setting.

Don’t blame those with the dildos for the fact that there are young kids around. Blame the idiots who allowed children in the lesbian bar.

Everyone knows that the greatest voids in lesbian bars can best be filled with dildos.

They should give lime green dildos away outside of the WNBA venues before and until halftime of every game.