YES to the lime green dildos!!! It is about the only reason to watch women's basketball. Lime green dildos should be given away outside of each arena for

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YES to the lime green dildos!!!

It is about the only reason to watch women’s basketball.

Lime green dildos should be given away outside of each arena for fans to participate in the otherwise-terrible product on the floor.

The poor athletes are too clueless to recognize that their pay is determined entirely by their worth to their bosses. Nor do they recognize that each time they step onto the court and over a green d****, they are only beating girls!!

If you want the same pay as the NBA which supports you, then how about you step onto the court in the NBA. If you can last there, you’ll get equal pay.

Angel Reese would be entirely embarrassed in/by the NBA. At least Caitlin would demand that defenders cover her out by the logos, and she’d hit a bomb or two now and again.

So stop with the equal pay crap, and continue on with the lime green dildos.

* Always/only lime green
* Don’t intend to hit anyone
(their symbolic impact is all that matters)

If America wants to go to a de facto lesbian bar… America will go to an actual lesbian bar.

If anywhere near the number of lesbians in the WNBA were gays in the NBA, then attendance in the NBA would drop off a cliff.

*at least the quality of basketball is acceptable in NBA

New Confession

My wife just got a huge silicone Horse Di.ldo to add to her collection. The horse co.ck is 15 inches long with a stiff inner core so it feels rigid and realistic.

Horses have a flat co ck head which provides more resistance as she tries to push the huge horse d**** inside her bun. It creates a vacuum as it moves in her bun. She moans as she sits on it and slides lower and lower on the shaft as it spreads her bun open.

Her latest toy has a built in tube so it can squirt hot liquid deep inside her bun, imitating a horse cu.mming. It has a ridge line halfway down the shaft that spreads her open. It also has a huge knot near the base which can be further inflated to be even bigger after it is in her.

It has no balls because a gelding doesn’t have balls since geldings are castrated. She says that I should be castrated too and be her gelding. She holds my balls and shakes them a little and says, ‘They’re gonna come off honey. You know I’m gonna have you neutered and emasculated.’

As the knot gets inflated it must feel like giving birth as the knot grows bigger and stretches her inside. It does have a suction cup base to hold it steady so she can sit on it and slide down on the shaft.

Her collection of fantasy d**** co.cks keeps her busy so that I hardly get any s.ex. She has fat co.cks, ones with spikes, ones with ridges, ones with bumps and she has stra.p-ons that she insists on using on me to make it clear what my position is in the relationship.

She makes me bend over, then she grabs my balls and she forces her strap-on up inside me. Then the thrusting begins. My co.ck gets hard and she laughs about my erection and says that I must be gay. Then she thrusts more.

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I haven’t talked to my sister in years , and her husband happened to die a month ago. I went over to her house and I sat down with her, and I told her they don’t know what’s been going on between her and my father when he was still alive. I know what was going on between my parents and my sister and her husband. I took my sister into her bedroom , and I had s** with her. Oh my god , I told my mother that me and my sister talked and I know that mother and my sisters husband and her and my father were having s**. So I told my mother to get naked and let my father catch me and her having s**.And then I wanted him to join in with us. My father walked by the bedroom and my mom and me were having s** and he opened up the door and he said , what’s going on here. I know my father had never had s** with another man before, but I wanted him to have s** with me.His son. I had my father take off all of this clothes and get on top of and put his c*** inside me and f*** me. I told him to f*** me like my sister. So there was my father penetrating me in c****** inside of me. I told my father I wanted him to do that for a long time.So we started doing it every day he was c****** inside of me. He would push his c***, so deep inside of me and c** and it felt so good.The warmth of his c** inside of me is all I wanted. Having my father, making love to me and c****** deep inside me every day.It was so fantastic. I felt so much closer to my dad when he was penetrating me with his c***. Then I started going into there bedroom and getting under the covers and sucking him till he was hard and then having him c****** so fast before. Then I told myfather to start inhaving others like his friends coming over and the two friends have been coming over a lot and penetrating me. Both of them filling me up with there c**. I never told anyone that my wife’s father started penetrating me the first day we got married. We were getting ready for the wedding together and I asked him to penetrate me in coming and he did. Over the hole 20 years that I was married to his daughter we were.having s** and we both loved it. He always worked from home and that’s when he would penetrate me , and we kept at the secret for years. We even made videos and sold them. I really enjoyed his c*** Penetrating me because it was so thin and it would go so deep and I could feel him explode inside me. Ive had a lot of men inside me but his was the best and his c** was great.