That’s okay, because if I’m killed for something I post here, I’ll be waiting for you in heaven, with a gun.
3 dead in Montreal
The C in Canada is for Crime
When I watch p*rn I pull up pictures of Ryan Gosling along side the video and imagine it’s us. I have a feeling I will never find love, marry, or have kids because of my unfortunate appearance so I find comfort in my creepy celebrity crush on Ryan Gosling. Sorry Ryan.
