You know you’re old when you see the pictures of girls you wanted to f*** in high school and college, and you don’t want to f*** them anymore. Not that you are disinterested because you’re married, or they’re not your type now, or whatever, but because they’re no longer hot.
A LOT of the chicks who were f****** hotties in high school, now they just…. aren’t. A few of them are. There’s a handful who are f****** smokeshows. But most of them, I’d only f*** for old times’ sake, if at all.