Gotta love this clown on here who keeps posting about having s** with dogs. Not only is it morally despicable, it’s the wrong animal.

Listen here Junior, there’s winners and losers in this world, there’s big time and small time. You sir are the latter. You ever fucked a horse? You ever climbed up a stepladder behind a Lippizaner and inserted, while trying to control the great beast from kicking you? No, your c*** is probably way too small anyways.

You ever surrendered yourself to a stud and made yourself a mare? The first time I was taken by a miniature jack, he was driving my head into a fence. I sucked it up and stayed the course.

You ever fear your fetish could kill you after some Boeing engineer named Kenneth Pinyan got fucked to death by an Arabian Stallion nicknamed “Big D***”? Probably not. Unlike braindead amateurs like you, I fashioned a horse c*** ring with a large styrofoam block so the steed could only enter me so far. My colon remains intact.

So piss off you canine sodomite, you are a nobody.