Jesus wants you to die. Just not yet. He wants you to suffer like he did. Then when he kills you you will wake up in heaven. And he will be holding your

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Jesus wants you to die. Just not yet. He wants you to suffer like he did. Then when he kills you you will wake up in heaven. And he will be holding your hand. Forever. He has a plan for us.

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For F*CKSAKES!
Got my Santa suit all soaked going to work this morning in the rain 🌧
Now I smell like mold, must, and alcohol.
Good thing I’ve got this bottle of whiskey to sip on while I work

Mall Santa Claus FML

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F*** u scumbag liberal communist retard t***** loving trash. Eat s*** and die.