Happiness is doing a** to mouth with your blind sisters guide dog while she’s asleep.
For F*CKSAKES! Got my Santa suit all soaked going to work this morning in the rain 🌧 Now I smell like mold, must, and alcohol. Good thing I’ve got this bottle of whiskey to sip on while I work
Mall Santa Claus FML
F*** u scumbag liberal communist retard t***** loving trash. Eat s*** and die.
