I have a puffer jacket fetish, especially the big shiny black ones. Look at them, they’re so inflated. People should be laughed at wearing them outside, theyre like big michelin man suits. And so s***, the warm and constrained feeling of having a tight inflated puffer jacket wrapped around you restricting your movement, with the feel of the soft silky fabric. The big massive baffles, almost tearing at the seams, holding the wearer hostage with how ridiculously inflated they are. They are literally big massive balloons surrounding your whole body, squeaking as you move.