Look I don’t want your pound shop gifts and I’m certainly not getting out of bed first thing in the morning for them. Generally if someone doesn’t reply to a text in the morning they’re probably at work or asleep. Sitting in your car outside my house watching to see if I’m hiding from you is pathetic.
I was actually asleep until you knocked, I didn’t know it was you but I’d no intention of getting up when I’m not awake yet. It’s my first day off in weeks,I’m having a sleep in.
I won’t be guilted into getting up nor into buying you a gift in return. Please just leave me alone.
