My aunt, who is not much older than me, my mom’s sister who lives below us. We were really close when we were kids. Same interests. She knows… And she still makes jokes about him. Subtle jokes. Like even his name it comes with shlameal. That’s what she would call him. As a light hearted joke as far back as the beginning. She told me straight up when we got into a big fight years ago, he went full retard, went down there, went to the super intendant, looking for another apartment, basically announcing that him and me were not getting along. I went down there after and talked to her, she told me straight up “I knew when your mother died, you were without a doubt going to be fine… Him though…” She just shook her head. Even a while back, I walked into the building, him trailing behind me (as usual) I walked in, she was standing there going out, I said “hey, how’s it going? What are you up to?” Let the door shut before he got in, he bangs on the door, she just laughed. It just says it all.
When my mother first died, I would run into her outside and she’d be all over me, hugging me kissing me literally saying “poor ****y…” (Me) because she knows being stuck with that guy is not good. It’s like living with an adult child.
If my car breaks down and needs repair, can I count on him to back me up? In any way? Not at all. This guy in his mid f****** 40’s we had the water pipe connected to the toilet break a few years back. It’s good thing I was here. I’m the only one of us who knew that all you need to do is shut off the handle. Like a tap handle. It’s the same as every other water connection, the sink or whatever. He didn’t know that?!? Like what the f***? Haven’t you ever noticed those valves and did the math? Hmmm I wonder why that’s there? Oh yeah!? So if that ever happens I know what to do.
If he was choking on something, food, I can guarantee you I could do the hymlec maneuver and dislodge whatever he was choking on. If it was reversed, I have no faith in that guy. I learned it as a kid and I retained it because it’s important. I can guarantee you that tard did too, but it didn’t sink in.