My dad found out I’m bi and asked me how I could do anything with a guys p**** knowing I have one. And my dad watches p*** on the living room tv when we’re home and drinks in his underwear and sometimes just naked. Hmm.. I wonder why I’m bi dad. Can’t imagine why? Maybe growing up seeing p*** 25/8 and I even remember when I was like 4 and my dad telling me about his p**** and told me that I could wash it in the shower. Curious 4 year old me washed his p**** and watched it grow bigger and hard and asked why it did that and he told me because it felt good to his p**** so I kept doing it until he came all over my little hands and chest. Yes, I remember. So he called me a f** and he got drunk and passed out in his underwear with a hard on watching p*** so I pulled his d*** out and rode it while he dreamed he was in the p*** he was watching and made him c** inside of me. You’re the f**. That’s f****** who.
