Hi, my name is Tony Cooper, and I’m going to tell you about medicare. By the way, you may have noticed that I have a Jew last name, and a wop first name. You also may have noticed that I sound like a white guy, but I’m actually a n*****. Humana hired me on the spot, since their other spokesman is Sam Davis, who is named after a famous n*****, but is actually white, and… he’s a big ole’ f**, and pisses off a lot of straight guys. Humana figures you are going to listen to either a n***** or a f*****. They feel that women are too stupid and irritating to represent their company.
