the pilgrims were illegal immigrants. your ancestors were very likely illegal immigrants, and i don't mean your grandmother or great-grandfather. grow a

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the pilgrims were illegal immigrants. your ancestors were very likely illegal immigrants, and i don’t mean your grandmother or great-grandfather. grow a f****** brain, moron.

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Helium is surprisingly difficult to obtain in any kind of appreciable quantity. But, I’ve finally secured enough to carry out my exit plan. I did a dry-run with a little bit of gas in a bag and became pleasantly light-headed to an almost euphoric degree. I am ecstatic to finally have a way out of Fiserv and this painful life for good. Finally found the off switch. I’m a coward but if nobody else cares about me or my pain, why should I?

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