To: There’s this Indian woman at my job who has the nicest a** and she’s really pretty
Me: Onion B**. Indian women look great when they are young, but they change into the Onion B** variety pretty quickly and their b** is much bigger than any other part of them – have a look at her mother if you get the chance – like mother like daughter, like father like son, unless of course from a step relation, then goodness knows what the original parent looked like1
