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My cousin doesn’t have DD breasts. I was actually shocked at what I didn’t know with her. Like she had a stroke recently. Like she smokes. I was a hypocrite and told her she needs to quit smoking. So do I. I knew she had 2 daughter’s but she’s also a grandma. I knew that too but forgot. 2 years younger than I am.

Ran into her old high school boyfriend about two weeks ago at a gas station “Mike… Is that you?” “Uh sorry? I don’t recognize you?” Lifted up his shades. Apparently they got together again recently, but she broke it off with him. I guess he had to take Methadone? Which is for heroine addiction (???) I think? She got worried that he would relapse back in, taking trips with friends to other bad news cities down south so she called it off.

When we were kids I tricked her into laying face down behind a couch where I threw cushions on her, sat on her and tickled her feet 🙂 she didn’t hold it against me.

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