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Lose Some Weight (Baby If You Love Me)

She’s a lesbian, first sight love by touching myself

I never wash my hands, momma told me it’s part of the fun

She likes to bathe in period blood, on her Twitter-feed-her-ego

All the money that she saves could easily feed the negros

She’s disproportionate, but says she’s a big girl

I’m so unfortunate, that we share this world

Her girlfriend’s a heroin doll

she looks like she ate the mall

Oh baby, lose some weight

Baby if you love me

why do you look so ugly?

Baby, hit the gym

before I kick you down the stairs again

Baby, lose some weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhht

(Guitar solo)

B-b-baby, baby, lose some

B-b-baby, baby, lose some

B-b-baby, baby, lose some

B-b-baby, baby, lose some

I don’t wanna touch your fridge

riddled with AIDs and syphilis

a 1000 sunshine kisses

of a life you never lived

Livin’ off your daddy’s money

and your liberal arts degree

Seriously, if you cared, you’d donate to Africa

Pretend that you like Star Trek, you’re not as unconventional as men are

since your friends don’t like d***

and you were too ugly to make men stick

you say that we’re all Adolf, I don’t know how anyone understands

how can you still ride d**** on OnlyFans

if you’re a lesbian

(Ooooh, oooooooh oooooooh)

Tried stand-up but you’re not funny

Maybe you should s*** more d***, honey

Oh baby, lose some weight

Baby if you love me

why do you look so ugly?

Baby, hit the gym

before I kick you down the stairs again

Baby, lose some weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhht

Oh baby, lose some weight

Baby if you love me

why do you look so ugly?

Baby, hit the gym

before I kick you down the stairs again

Baby, lose some weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhht

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