There. I judged you. But you gave me permission.

You are not very lady like, you know that? You have bad taste too. You should’ve at least done it properly. It was noonish sounding. It wasn’t 3D. That’s s****. It’s might work for Jazzercise at a seniors center, but it’s not very “cool”. It doesn’t scream “Jedi Master”. It’s noobish. Terrible. You should be actually passing blame off as to who’s fault it is, rather than claiming it’s all yours.

There’s more judgement.