Heavenly father, I have prayed and thought about it, and prayed some more, and meditated, and sought, but I can ascertain no other way to upright this planet then obtaining despotic dictatorial control thereof until the animals of this realm are sufficiently instructed and empowered to maintain their own health and that of their offspring.

I am asking you to grant me exclusive, unparalleled, despotic, dictatorial control long enough to instruct these creatures in BioSpiritual Natural Law.

You know my heart and you know that this is not what I truly want, I want this planet to be able to exist in freedom and self-determination and health and vibrance, but these animals are not capable of observing or obeying these laws and from vents stems all of Earth’s problems.

Please grant me this power that I can execute your will and vaporize anyone who stands in the way.