My wife asked me how I learned to j******* so I told her this true story! This was way back in the 1950’s with no p***, no internet so most of us young guys were so learners about anything regarding s**. I had heard the term “jacking off” and knew it was something nasty but at age 11 had no I idea how to do it.

So there was this midget dude named John in school. He was the son of the local fire chief. He apparently went through puberty early and had a man’s voice, shaved and as we had noticed at the school urinal had a man’s pecker too, one that looked just like our dad’s, much bigger than our own little pre-pubescent weiners! Anyway I went to a movie one Sunday afternoon and Midget John came in and sat down next to me. He soon asked me if I had a “big d***”. I honestly told him no but he told me take it out and show him. Midget John was one tough little b******, known for beating a few other dudes up at school so I reluctantly pulled out my little vienna sausage and shout it to me. He then pulled out his man sized dong and show it to me. It was hard, the first man sized b**** I’d ever seen in my life. He then asked me if I knew how to j******* and I told me no. He then proceeded to give me a demo, even mad me rub his pecker myself, only time in my life I’ve felt another guys junk. He also trying to rub mine but I was no nervous no way in hell I could get my little sausage hard let alone jerk it off. He finally gave up and told me to come up to the men’s room where he proceeded to pull his still hard b**** out of his pants ,aimed it at the urinal and shot a wad into the urinal. He then told me never to tell anyone about this display or he would kick my a**. This all seems funny now but it was traumatic at the time.

So that night in bed I decided to try what Midget John did myself. No problem getting my weiner hard this time and after a few minutes or rubbing…..WOW! I was too young to ejaculate but oh hell did that feel good! It all came together that night I’ve been jerking off all my life. Even at age 82 I’m still regularly beating my meat. Truly one of the great pleasures in life. I’ve always wished I could thank Midget John for that little lesson but never had the chance! Wherever you are Midget John thanks a lot!

My wife just told me it’s time to go to church! Praise the Lord y’all