I’m 30 and look 18 so it def helps when someone younger wants to f***. Well, I walked my dog outside a few times and the neighbor was waving me down and making a d*** sucking gesture with his hands and mouth a few times and I kept ignoring him so he called me a f*****. I was walking my dog again and I was shirtless in nothing but gym shorts and you could see my d*** outline. His son 13 was in a kiddy pool and he wanted to pet my dog. I told him sure and he ran across the street and pet my dog. He asked what was in my pocket and I told him I didn’t have anything in my pocket. He said “I see something right there.” And he pointed at my d***. I guess his dad got to me calling me a f***** so I told him see if he could tell what it was by grabbing it. He grabbed it and squeezed it and I got a little hard and he said “Is that your wiener?” And I said yeah. He asked me why I was getting a b**** and I said because he grabbed it. He said “Can I see it? I’ve never seen another boys wiener before.” And so I said I’d have to do it behind my house. He walked behind my house with my dog and when I got back there I pulled my d*** out and said “See?” And he said “Woah, can I touch it again? I’ve never touched another boys wiener like that.” And he grabbed it again and I put my hand around his hand and jerked myself a few times and then I told him I could show him some more fun stuff so I told him to take his shorts down and I stuck my tongue in his a** and he said it tickled but felt good and I licked his b*** until I knew he was open enough for my d*** and then I fucked his little tight a** right there and sent him home to his true f***** father who would now have to deal with a f***** offspring. Check. Mate.