Thieves should be executed immediately. Yeah I said it. You steal a f****** toothpick from me? I should legally have every right to put a bullet between your eyes right then and there. If you’re a thief, just know that nothing in this world would make me happier than to saw your worthless goddamn head off with a machete. You are not a human being. I genuinely hope you die slowly and painfully. My only regret is that I don’t get to enjoy the pure exctasy of executing you personally.