I have a female cousin I’m pretty close with…so she asked me to drive her down to Florida..we stopped to use the restroom in Alabama right as it was getting dark and we were so close to her destination…the old country gas station only had a single restroom and my cousin was scared to use it alone and pretty much made me come in with her while she peed.. we continued to joke about the bad smell and shotty station and I decided to just pee in the urinal right next to her…
She blurted out wow what the…
Then she said just pull your big poop d*** right out on me why don’t ya…we both laughed finished and washed our hands and continued on our way.