Thats too bad. If you dont want to be my friend/valentine, or at least confess, I guess that means you have an hour and a half to go piss in the toilet

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Thats too bad. If you dont want to be my friend/valentine, or at least confess, I guess that means you have an hour and a half to go piss in the toilet and show me your face before I send that email to everyone you know. Otherwise Im about to do alot more irreperable damage. Speaking of the damage I did 2 years ago: BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD. GET OVER IT REAL QUICK OR YOURE FUCKED.

New Confession

My nine year old son asked for my used pa+nties, and he wore them to school. I had been with a bo+yfriend that afternoon and my pant+ies were delicate see-through lilac fabric. When my son had put them on, he went to school with an er+ect+ion like he had a log in his pants. When he comes home, I’ll give him a ‘completion mass+age.’

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So many guys in lingerie and pan ties. It’s not even Halloween yet.