Shut the fuck up. I would have done anything for you. Dont you have anything better to do in the city of angels than try to gaslight my grumpy ass on the

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Shut the f*** up. I would have done anything for you. Dont you have anything better to do in the city of angels than try to gaslight my grumpy a** on the other side of the country? I’m stuck in my car and can’t use my left hand to hold my switch but can use my phone with my good hand, what’s your excuse you miserable s***? I guess it’s true what they say, you can’t run away from your problems, they just follow you. I warned you that if you kept me at a distance I was gonna dead your a**. Now you can’t get mad when I decide to be an a******. Safe travels “friend.”

New Confession

Me and my wife are Arab Muslim
I was in the hospital getting medical tests for chest pain
My wife came to see me and was sitting by my bed
I was out of it from the meds they gave me
When this huge black doctor came in my wife told him she didn’t have money to pay the medical bills
The doctor sat on a chair and took out his c*** and said “we can work something out ”
My wife asked “is this the only way?”
The doctor said yes
My wife said “Allah forgive me ”
Then my wife got on his lap facing him slowly riding his c***
She said to him “I could ride you better if we could kiss ”
She leaned forward to tongue kiss 💋 him and rode him faster
She looked at me and said “I’m sorry baby but his c*** is so big! I’ve never felt like this!”
The doctor had my wife’s dress lifted up
I could wssee how much he was stretching her p**** and how wet she was
Then my wife moaned and said to the doctor “I can’t do this with my wedding ring on I feel like I am disrespecting you!”
My wife took off her wedding ring and let it fall to the floor
I gave her an angry look
My wife yelled at me “this is not about our marriag it’s about pleasing his c***!”

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Better treat the good people good and not totally sh*t on them by turning everything around about yourself backwards to make them feel and look like the bad one and replace them with a partner you think is better. Especially one that that familiar with breaking the law and a gazillion felonies. Heck,your ” better” partner just may end up de*d then you are left alone with nobody to support your selfish needs. You then realize too late that you can never get back the partner that was good to you that you treated like trash.