Oi ya barmy cunt. If ye had a pecker, ye'd know you cant piss and jerk off at the same time without stopping the flow. Nice bit o mimicry but ye just

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Oi ya barmy c***. If ye had a pecker, ye’d know you cant piss and j******* at the same time without stopping the flow. Nice bit o mimicry but ye just ain’t cut from the same cloth.

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I am addicted
I am in a prison of love, How noble I am to suffer alone, to silently keep waiting, waiting, and waiting for the one who wont even look my way anymore.
I am addicted
The cyanide is the spice to our love
Now their heart is glazed over with a shell of ice and guilt.
I am addicted to their poison.
My love, My Sweet Cyanide, My sweet poppy flower.

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