I’m an old guy. My Jurassic C*** is uncut. I have saved hundreds or thousands of dollars on lotion over the years. On rare occasion I love to indulge in some teenage p****.

When I was 47, I first sampled the splendor and the nectar of a very pregnant 18yo who was a mere 6 weeks past her birthday. Later, I enjoyed that teenage p**** but a mere week prior to her due date.

I don’t know what finer delicacy I can hope to sample on this earth.