I take it back. Youre not a lobster. You're a god damned angler fish. ANd your titties is your lure. Fuck you. I'm a god damned hammerhead shark. I couldd

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I take it back. Youre not a lobster. You’re a god damned angler fish. ANd your t****** is your lure. F*** you. I’m a god damned hammerhead shark. I couldd f****** smash you to pieces, but I won’t.

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Just finish watching wicked for good and I’m impressed with how much of singing it is. But hey captain underpants is still my favorite movie.

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I wear my daughter’s p******, bras and socks every day, the ones she wore the day before. I love how the crusty crotch feels against me, and I love wearing her sweaty socks. She’s 17, I’ve been wearing her worn p****** and socks for about 4 years now