I have conquered the angry, the jealousy, the hatred, the insecurity, but I can never conquer the horny. The only time Im not horny is when I'm asleep.

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I have conquered the angry, the jealousy, the hatred, the insecurity, but I can never conquer the h****. The only time Im not h**** is when I’m asleep.

New Confession

Now I’m no Republican but when I first saw Josh Hawley my first thought was “I bet this man from Texas has the most exquisite and fragrant backbush!”

I’d like to use his bodacious backbush as a scuba mask!

Your friend,

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

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