You hear that Mustache Cash Stash? I’m saying that if you were broke and didn’t own property, you’d have no chance in hell of dating that Siren. She may claim she’s not interested in you because of your success, but I guarantee that the second your money dries up, so does her p****. Maybe your financial success isn’t the main reason she’s dating you, but it sure as f*** is a prerequisite. You better keep on top of that mortgage, because she’s not the kind of girl to live in a shack with you with only your bodyheat to keep you warm, she’d find the next rich d*** to jump on as soon as she could because she thinks it’s the only way she can survive. Pathetic gold-digging crippled w****.