I've been saving my virginity for that woman for more than 5 years because she's the best I've ever known. But she doesn't appreciate that, so I ain't

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I’ve been saving my virginity for that woman for more than 5 years because she’s the best I’ve ever known. But she doesn’t appreciate that, so I ain’t waiting for much longer. She been wasting all her time getting dug out by a fat, ugly, submissive ogre who she can use without protest because she’s out of his league, ain’t that right, Siren? The thought of you two boning is downright disgusting. I bet he’s got a tiny duck and doesn’t even complain when you don’t f*** him for over a week. Whipped P****. Keep using that pig, that’s all he’s good for afterall.

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In music forums and comments (such as discussions around famous rock and metal acts), people often use the name to contrast an iconic artist’s career moves against playing bottom-of-the-barrel local gigs (e.g., “He’s playing with a legendary band, it’s not like he’s stuck playing with ‘Rodney and the Fuckheads’ at a local dive bar”).

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