I’m just gonna start referring to you two as Beauty and The Beast because your boyfriend is that damn aesthetically challenged and no one wants to see a girl that pretty with a dude that gross looking. It makes us physically angry that you would rather be with something so ugly. Gaston was the hero all along. Your ugly hairy beast will not magically turn into a prince with the gift of your love, he will grow more grotesque as years pass, and people will always judge you for how ugly he is. They assume he’s taking advantage of you. You’re out of his league.
