Mustache Cash Stash, Siren, the life you've worked so hard to build for yourselves, I will take it all away in an instant. You should have learned when to

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Mustache Cash Stash, Siren, the life you’ve worked so hard to build for yourselves, I will take it all away in an instant. You should have learned when to keep your heads down and your mouths shut. Now I’m going to destroy you both unless she gives me what I want, and it’s all your fault. YOu will both die for causing a 4th relapse and then rubbing it in my face, even if you had no idea what you were actually doing. Enjoy the psychotic break you caused dough boy. If you had just played it cool til wednesday id have medication but now you might not be alive on wednesday.

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I was alone and feeling like I might want to shoot a load. Before I could my wife texted me she was out with Carol, a friend of hers that can annoy me, and they would be coming to our house in 30 minutes or so. I usually make drinks for all of us when we’re together. Before rubbing one out quickly I used a 9″ dilldough on myself which makes me ooze pre come like a leaky faucet. I let it all drip into what would be one Carol’s glass. A good amount too, maybe a kitchen tea spoon. I then worked my wood and ate my seed. When the girls got here I said “who wants a Margarita”… and served Carol’s glass to Carol and watched her drink it all x saying thanks that was perfect.

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