You're lucky I'm letting you keep the pillsbury doughboy instead of taking him with me, a credit to all the hard work I put in that will be thrown away if

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You’re lucky I’m letting you keep the pillsbury doughboy instead of taking him with me, a credit to all the hard work I put in that will be thrown away if you don’t get your head out of your a** quickly.

New Confession

I enjoy licking public toilets. I don’t know why. I know there’s risk. But the turn on is immense. And, I want to do more of it. I want others to see it.

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Today did it.
Today you broke me without even knowing.
Today was the day I lost that interest and desire to be more.
You see, I was under the impression that we were friends…
Suddenly I’ve realized that I have been your friend… But you have been his friend and I’m just an extension of him.

I’ll be seeing “us” as such from now on.

I’m sorry it took me so long to see the truth. To be honest, I was under the delusion that you were somehow different. That maybe you were the knight in shinny armour that would finally see me, finally care enough to hear me, the person that would finally choose me.

Stupid right?

It won’t happen again.