What the hell are you talking about? I’m not married. What kind an idiot gets married? What a giant pain in the a** that would be. F***. Can you f****** imaging looking like a couple of a** clowns, the center of attention at a party of people, most of which you can’t stand the f****** sight of?

F*** me…. and then think about the subsequent divorce. All that money flushed right down the toilet along with your sanity and whatever else.