Listen you stupid fuckers, there IS NO “Missing White Woman Syndrome”.

The bottom line is that media consumers ‘care’ about HOT WOMEN… so if the missing person is “HOT”, then the media participates, and the viewers clamor for more. It doesn’t matter whether they’re purple, or Martian… as long as they are S******* STIMULATING and visually arousing. We the viewers WANT TO LEARN AS MUCH AS WE CAN about HOT/fuckable women.

If you are not HOT and FUCKABLE… then get lost! (or don’t get lost)

Stop making up stupid statistics without accounting for how HOT AND FUCKABLE your data is!!!